Erin Dean (said without even knowing details of the situation)
I like this because it epitomizes true friendship.
So true.
When you answer the phone, “Thank you for calling Facebook, my name is Alida, how may I help you?”
Thank God it was just a robot-telemarketer.
My name is Alida and I stand for Facebook, not Children.
That damn Denny just died. AGAIN.
And now I’m sobbing. AGAIN.
I have no idea why I do this to myself.
I’m going to go sniffle myself to sleep.
AGAIN.
Because too many thieves complained about the unpleasant surprise contents…?
That’s about right.
