Simply Pantsless |
Sometimes I don't have a lot of words. Sometimes I have to find my words. Sometimes I just like to collect new words. Here is where I do all of that. |
| Me: | Please don't bite your toenails. |
| Her: | But I love to bite them. |
| Me: | I know. But it's not a polite habit. |
| Her: | Oh. That's a bummer. |
| Me: | I know. |
| Her: | Well. Can I have a beer then? |
| Me: | No honey. You are too young right now for a beer. |
| Her: | Everything is falling apart. |